69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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