She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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