i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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