that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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