Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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