Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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