I'm lost and stupid without you.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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