how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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