that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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