Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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