Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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