how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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