It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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