so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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