We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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