Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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