I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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