i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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