Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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