Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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