I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You are the jesus of drinking
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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