But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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