all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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