Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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