In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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