What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Pappa wants mamma naked
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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