you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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