STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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