she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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