Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
