but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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