Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Randomize