i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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