Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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