i think my tv is drunk
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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