You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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