Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
tell me about the fingering
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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