how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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