I think I won the penis lottery.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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