Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
what day is it and did you see me today?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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