i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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