did you get engaged???
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
These tits shall not be calmed
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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