the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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