Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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