god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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