Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So many bounce houses so little time
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
