I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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