covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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