I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
no. you can't hotbox the world.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I will be naked everywhere
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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