I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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