If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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