Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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